We, the people who love great smoked food and great smoked salmon, stand shoulder to shoulder to help this great nation END THE CONFUSION of who handles smoked salmon.
We have heard the call from President Obama and want to help government reform.
We, the people, endorse Bradley Smoker as the new Department of Smoked Salmon and pledge to help this great nation, and nations around the world, enjoy flavorful smoked salmon and great smoked food
We, the people, ask you, President Obama, to create this new volunteer department and be in charge of our nation's Smoked Salmon once and for all!
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We live and do business in the Information Age, but the last major reorganization of the government happened in the age of black-and-white TV. There are 12 different agencies that deal with exports. There are at least five different agencies that deal with housing policy. Then there's my favorite example: The Interior Department is in charge of salmon while they're in fresh water, but the Commerce Department handles them when they're in saltwater. I hear it gets even more complicated once they're smoked.
- President Obama, State of the Union Address, 2011
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